Pilbara Bloke Gets Frostbite As Port Hedland Plummets To 19c

In shocking news, 22yo Jaxson Cunningham, Port Hedland labourer and Bush Chook demolisher has lost both thumbs to frostbite after going to work in only a tee-o.

While Jaxson’s workmates fear the worst for his infamous drinking abilities, Hedland doctors have warned the public to be prepared for more terrifying cold snaps being pushed north from Bluff Knoll this Autumn.

From his hospital bed he pleaded with every West Australian to take full advantage of Bush Chook’s new hoodies range. “Don’t let my mistake turn into a tragedy for youse. If only I had gotten a chook hoodie earlier, aye!”

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