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Bush Chook

Blotto on Rotto Tee Black

Blotto on Rotto Tee Black

Regular price $44.99 AUD
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For the bush chooks that love getting blotto from the blocks. 

100% combed cotton jersey knit, 185 GSM combed cotton crew neck t-shirt. High quality pocket print and back print so you can get stuck into a few birds. 

• Size Chart • FAQ's

Flat Rate Shipping $7.95 - One price, as many items as you like!


Is she a good sized chook for you?

T-Shirt Sizing Chart

Our shirts are 100% Aussie grown cotton, 180 GSM modern crew neck style, preshrunk. Allow for one cm tolerance either size.

Size (cm) Width Length
XS 44.5 67.5
S 47 71
M 51 74
L 55 77
XL 59 80
XXL 63 83
3XL 68 85
5XL 80 89


Singlet Sizing Chart

Our singlets are 100% Aussie grown cotton, 150 GSM quality singlets, preshrunk.

Size (cm) Width Length
XS 43 71
S 46 74
M 49 77
L 52 80
XL 55 83
XXL 58 86
XXXL 61 89

Button-Up Sizing Chart

Our button-up shirts are high quality 100% cotton. That's right. Perfect for warm summers, cool evenings & looking fresh while you're on the chooks.

Size (cm) Chest Width Length (Top to bottom)
S 56 77
M 58 78
L 61 79
XL 64 81
XXL 66 82
XXXL 69 83

Footwear Sizing Chart

Sizing for Socks & Slides, & Thongs. 

Mens US Size 5 6/7 8 9-10 11-12 13
EU Size 35/36 37/38 39/40 41/42 43/44 45/46
Sole Length 240mm 252mm 264mm 276mm 288mm 300mm

Boardie Sizing Chart

Our boardshorts are high quality 100% quick-dry polyester.

Size Waist (Circumference) Length (Top to bottom)
S 30 in 41 cm
M 32 in 42 cm
L 34 in 43 cm
XL 36 in 44 cm
XXL 38 in 46 cm
XXXL 40 in 47 cm

Underwear Sizing Chart

Made of 95% bamboo viscose and 5% spandex material

Size Waist (Circumference)
S 30 in
M 32 in
L 34 in
XL 36 in
XXL 38 in
XXXL 40 in

Swimwear Bikini Sizing Chart

Our swimwear is designed in Australia. 87% Polyester 13% Spandex

Size (cm) 6/S 8/M 10/L 12/XL 14/XXL
Cup Height 14 15 16 17 18
Under Bust Cup 14 15 16 17 18
Shoulder Strap 50 50 50 50 50
Hem Strap 32 32 32 32 32
Front Waist 15.5 18 20.5 23 25.5
Back Waist 21 23.5 26 28.5 31
Bottom Strap 32 32 32 32 32
Centre Rise 19 20 21 22 23

Swimwear One Piece Sizing Chart

Our swimwear is designed in Australia. 87% Polyester 13% Spandex

Size (cm) 6/S 8/M 10/L 12/XL 14/XXL
Bust  31.5 34 36.5 39 41.5
Waist  22 24.5 27 29.5 32
Hip 33 35.5 38 40.5 43
Centre Length 21 22 23 24 25
Shoulder Strap 29 31 33 35 37
Back Shoulder Strap 26.5 29 31.5 34 36.5

Mens Dick Togs Sizing Chart

They don't get much more comfortable than these.


Size Waist (Circumference) CM Waist  Inches
S 30 76
M 32 81
L 34 86
XL 36 91
XXL 38 96

Mens Rashie Sizing Chart


Size (cm) Waist Length Neck Width Outer Sleeve
S/6 79 66 22 28
M/8 84 68 23 29
L/10 89 70 24 30
XL/12 94 72 25 31
XXL/14 99 74 26 32

Hoodie Sizing Chart

Our hoodies are 320gsm preshrunk 80% Aussie cotton & 20% polyester spandex.

Size (cm) Chest Width Body Length
S 51 71
M 53 72
L 57 77
XL 59 79.5
XXL 61 82
3XL 67 84.5


Do you want to return or exchange something? No problem! Please let us know within 30 days and please ensure your items are original condition.

If you have purchased an item and the size doesn’t quite fit like you expected, you are more than welcome to send it back to us and we’ll be happy to organise an exchange for you.

If you have received a damaged, faulty or incorrect item, firstly, we’re sorry! Secondly, we'll be more than happy to fix it - please contact us and we will organise your return/exchange asap.

Step 1: Fill out your order number & email address to find your order below.

Step 2: Select which items you wish to return or exchange.

Step 3: Post your items to the address on the form.

Step 4 We will review your items and arrange for a refund/exchange (according to our policies).

*Disclaimer: Returns do not apply to Mystery Buckets.


Here are some of the most common questions we get from our loyal chooks. If there's anything else you need to know, don't hesitate to contact us.

How much is shipping & how long till' my order arrives?

Australian Standard shipping: $7.95
Australian Express shipping: $9.95.
International shipping: $17.95

All shipping rates are flat-rate. This means the price stays the same if you order one product or many. Pool together with your mates to save on shipping costs!

We will endeavour to have your order packed and given to Australia Post within 3 days. However, delivery times may change depending on your location and at Australia Post's discretion.

Sometimes we dispatch from multiple locations depending on which products you order. This means you may receive parts of your orders at different times. Please refer to the table below to check the delivery times. Our express option shaves a few days off clothing purchases.

Delivery Time (Standard) Delivery Time (Express)
7-10 business days 4-7 business days


If it has been over 4 weeks and you have not received your order, please get in contact with our support team who will be able to contact Australia Post on your behalf. 

I want to pick up my order

All orders are 100% online - you won't find them anywhere else. The only place to buy these badboys is!

How's the sizing go chief chook?

Go check out the size guide for full measurements.

What about returns & exchanges?

We've got you! We want you happy as Larry, so we have no fuss exchanges and returns. If you need to return something, you can start the process here.

What else you got in the pipeline for us filthy chook lovers?

We're working on loads of good stuff at the moment. We're always open to new ideas, feel free to get in touch if you have any ideas for Bush Chook products you want to see in the future.

Also make sure to like us on Facebook and sign up to the Newsletter to be the first to find out when new products drop!

Anything else?

If we still haven't answered your questions, feel free to get in touch.

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  • Quality Products

    High quality & durable. Aussie made as much as possible. Any issues? Easy returns.